June 2007

Never (And I repeat it for another ten thousand times if necessary), never ever even think about trying to INTERMIX milk with three things:

1. Coffee

2. Watermelon

3. Oranges

You probably think that is yet another quote I have fetched from bash.org or something, but no, that's my very own, geeks-must-note law.

Recently I accidentally discovered that being a geek in the field of or maybe I better call it "The Art Of Cooking" doesn't seem to work. It all started when I felt that my creativity has negatively been impacted very recently, so I tried to add the taste of some damn-cool-smarty solution to my boring life. I intermixed milk and oranges happily and the result was they happily lived ever after? of course not, I don't even want to remember it though.

Yesterday morning having forgotten the chronicles of my last be-a-cooking-geek, I tried to intermix milk with a complete new thing and guess what? that was a "Watermelon".

Well, after the long stories of AmirMohammad and his stomach-attacks, I think it's time for me to learn a bit about the wonderful world of stuff-intermixing. The whole thing almost led me to a disaster. Unfortunately, I am in the middle of my University exams at the moment.

didn't I tell you that what was wrong with Coffee? Oh, I must have forgot. After tasting some of my glorious artwork, I made a coffee with milk. I can't even think about the materials inside my stomach at that time and you won't probably want to think about it either.

So, instead of being a geek in the lovely world of "foo-bar-intermixing" I opened a browser, connected to my local webserver, and tried to moralize and extract some kind of a law, and I strictly prefer to call it; "THE BRILLIANT LAW OF MILK INTERMIXING".

Nine megs for the secretaries fair,

Seven megs for the hackers scarce,

Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,

Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,

One disk to bind them,

One disk to hold the files

And in the darkness grind 'em.